I have a problem. As I am drifting to sleep in any hotel bed, the only thing I can think about is bed bugs...disgusting little blood-sucking bed bugs. Apparently, bed bugs are on the rise around the world, even in the fanciest of hotels. The longer I lay awake in bed, the more I think about them. Thinking about them makes me itchy and fidgety. So, to distract myself from bed-bug thoughts last night, I bought the Where's Waldo? app. It was fun...and addictive. By the time I finished playing under the blanket, I was too tired to think about bed bugs and fell right to sleep. Maybe if I trained Scout to sniff the BBs out upon arrival, I could have peace of mind at any hotel. Then, I could start my own bed-bug finding company and Scout could start earning money to pay for his own vet bills in the future. Yes, this sounds like a good plan. Now, just to figure out how to train him to find bed-bugs....okay all this bed-bug talk is making me itchy again so I better stop.
|You should be happy to see Waldo rather than a bed-bug pic :0)|